Teacher: If Guddi has 50 candy bars. She eats 4 and gives you 2 and give the rest to Bunty, what'll Bunty get? Pappu: Diabetes. Bunty'll surely get diabetes.
Pappu: I know what the International Airport in Hawaii is called! Bunty: What's it called? . .. ... Pappu: Hawaii Adda!
Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid," said Pappu. "That's enough" said their dad. "Pappu, say sorry to Pinky", added Santa. Pappu: I'm sorry you're so stupid!
Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class. Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Teacher: Pappu, what is the outside of a tree called? Pappu: I don't know. Teacher: Bark, Pappu, bark. Pappu: Bow, wow, wow!
Santa called his son, "Pappu, if you don't stop playing that trumpet, I think I'll go crazy". . .. ... Pappu replied cheekily, "I think you are already, I stopped playing it half an hour ago!"